djchrispy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Almost Serious Suicide : Foamy The Squirrel]

the first movies ive ever seen...

that can use one scene, a few tweens, a few redrawn frame changes, and a doctored wav and is, it the same time, without a doubt, a masterpiece. i wish i was as lazy as you so i could make short movies :( oh wait...i am as lazy as you...cuz i will never ever finish the one im working on!! :P
anyways, your movies are a tribute to what can become of a few hours. bravo!

[Dragon Ball TM: Part 2]

god...theyre...

theyre...just...so...damn...cu te...its....soo.... silly...i cant stand it gah

[Bignose Kills a Baby]

you know whats really funny about NGz?

well while a movie is loading or whatever i like to look at how people criticise a movie. i find it just fucking hillarious how many truly artistic and beautiful flash animations are sent to this site with reviews such as "it needs more violence it was too long and boring i fell asleep" for exaple, lets say the movie "ninja girl" or whatever it was. a cute, simple little flick probably submitted by a young girl and it was a silly little movie she made and submitted. NOW you get FREAKS writing reviews about how it needed nudity and people chopping each others heads off and fucking their cousins and dolphins/babies/seals/pregnant women getting slaughtered, and if it had these qualities, "they would have voted a 5" well guess what newgrounds heres a simple flick about a baby getting its head ripped open and you sissies cant handle it. hmmm.

[Elemental Warrior 0]

i have had a really good project sitting around...

...collecting dust in the far chasms of my computer, but unfortunately, my lazy stoner ass has been too...well, lazy...and stoned to do anything about it. ive been looking for some kind of inspiration to keep at it. everything here was frame by frame. i shun myself looking at all these tweens of lazyness..ive still got a long road ahead to finish it but im rambling now very very nice movie (ranma ownz,oultaw star ownz...or was that cowboy beebop? im getting my animes mixed up) oh well good night

[DBS part 1 longer]

dude

click "sign-in!" at the top and you can go to your lists to respond to your movies/replace the old ones/whatever. nice movie...stick figures...bitch bitch bitch complain complain complain whatever...it was smooth.

[The White Blood Cell]

dammit

i wish i could have seen that movie but i have a really short attention span probly because i smoke so much fucking herb well its too bad cuz i wanted to see it but i couldnt pay attention for more than a few seconds sorry oh well its not stick figures 5 for j00

[fun stuff 749]

god i hate that damn clown

itd be cool if he was like...doing something else besides having his wang flopping around all over the place but no thats all he does and this time hes with his friend penis-turkey wtf oh well ive been smoking weed all morning so 5 for j00

CabbageClock responds:

BUT THAT'S HIS TRICK!